Last month, I was Christmas shopping for my family; I placed my order on November 25, a full month ahead of Christmas. I figured, "Hey. I'm responsible and awesome." I received my brother's gift a few days later and I figure, "Wow. I really rock."
But. (And there's always a "but".) They shipped my mom's present, but only after I left Memphis for home, but before I got home so that I could have changed the shipping information. I figure, "Well, that's sucky--but it's partially my fault for not fixing it before leaving."
And. (There's sometimes an "and".) I received an email, advising me of a delay on my dad's gift, which declares it to be shipped sometime around mid-January. Screw that. So I figure, "Amazon.com, Eat My Shorts."
