Even Though I Have Better Things To Be Doing.. (Jan 24 2005)
Anagrams for "RENAL ULTRASOUND":
A SUNDAE TROLL RUN: I'm not sure why I like this. I guess that's about how I felt getting a renal ultrasound, minus the ice cream sundae.
LULU SENT ON RADAR: Lulu has a very exciting life. How is one sent on radar, exactly?
ASTRAL RULED NOUN: Um, no. Astral is always an adjective. And if these dictionary royalty are ruling this, they're just plain wrong.
OLD LAURA SENT URN: I just like to think of my buddy in her old age, doing God-knows-what with her English degree (yes, Nazi, that was a dig at you English majors!) Maybe she's an anthropologist and she discovered an urn, and she gave it to me. How nice.
LULU-TRONS ARE DNA: I told you that Lulu was exciting. I wonder what Becky-trons are, then.
TURN LOU NASAL RED: Whatever color "nasal red" is. I tried to illustrate it.

Good times.