Kevin: Is it weird that my friends are named Twinkie and Keebler and Crispity-Crunch* and Stoner?
Becky: Well, Kevin, you know, your nickname used to be Stoner Kevin back in the day..
Kevin: Stoner... Kevin?
Becky: You had long hair!
Kevin: Hmm. Well, I've been called worse things.
Becky: Like what? Stinky Kevin?
Kevin: Uh, Ebola Kevin..
Becky, Et Al: (dies of laughter)
*: I can't remember the actual nonsensical names he said his friends had, so I inserted various types of junk food. It's all good, right?
