RIP, Off Button.
Today I had a mole removed, one of the two on my back that my parents called the On and Off Buttons. Apparently the dermatologist didn't like the look of it because today went SNIP, bye-bye. It's weird to think that I only have one now. I'm afraid to look at the spot where it was, in case it looks gross, but since it is on my back, removing the Band-Aid (isn't technology great? having a piece of yourself CUT OFF and all you need is a Band-Aid) will require someone else (probably Drew) to put a new one on, and if it looks disgusting back there, I don't want to subject him to that. It does hurt, so I'll probably leave it alone for awhile.
Strangely enough, the removal was the least painful part of the visit. They somehow missed the order to run one of the (more important) tests on my blood, so they apologized and said, "Let the fruitless needle-poking commence!" And since it isn't called fruitless needle-poking for nothing--well, in fact it is called that for nothing, since they got nothing out of my veins. They only dug around in there enough to give me some nice sore spots on the inside of my elbow joint. DELIGHTFUL.
Okay, so nix that about leaving it alone, I took a peek just now, and I either have some mole left (shudder) or it's dried blood (double-shudder). I wouldn't want to be a doctor. Bodies are so gross. She was trying to talk to me about social life on Rhodes campus while doing the removal and I was just like, "UGH!!!!!!!!" I saw it in its little specimen jar and I was kind of nauseous, even though it's been attached to me for these 20 years and there's nothing wrong with it (as far as we know).
So I have my appointment on Friday with Rhodes Student Health to get my blood drawn humanely; Carolyn the nurse does it so gracefully and painlessly -- it's really admirable, her technique. She said she learned to draw blood on comatose people that couldn't make a fist -- that's about how I feel these days.
Time to get crack-a-lackin' on the old homework!
P.S. I'm serious about that chair. I am in love with its soft-looking, suede-y, no-arms qualities. If human-chair relationships were legally binding, I might just marry it. Well, maybe not. But seriously. *Covets*




