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While I was in the kitchen downstairs just now, making some late-night Ramen (yum) (I am a true college student)..

Guy on the phone: Yeah, I was in your room earlier today. I woke up your Furby. Your FURBY. Yes. I woke it up, and instead of it curling up and going back to sleep, I stomped on it, threw it out the window, and THEN disemboweled it.

Gotta love stressed college students.. (?)