I am organizing all the random files on my computer and I found these:

Whatever. Fro-yo is my life. -Carolyn
I don't get you, Sherlock Holmes. Why must you torment me? -Carolyn
If I ever get poetry published, I want to have the pseudonym "Zenobia Caballero". -Me
Rob: Yeah, I'm kind of a Cirque freak.
Me: Not a CIRCUS FREAK? LOLOLOL
Rob: I hate to look at myself in the mirror.
Me: Okay, I will look at you in the mirror.
Rob: That would be creepy if I walked into the bathroom tomorrow morning and looked at the mirror and you were in there.
