Apparently my friend Matt doesn't like the idea of me even considering BYU as a grad school, just because it is run by crazies. Pish, like that stopped me from attending Rhodes. And he can't talk, he's considering going to CAPE GIRARDEAU for grad school, for God's sake. That's like Crazy Central Incorporated, Inc. Or so the many statisticians in my employ have informed me.
Anyway, so I sent him an email explaining why I was considering it:
| Reasons for considering BYU: 1. Because tuition out there is like 30% what it is here (and I understand that’s for a reason). 2. Because Salt Lake City is muy bonita. These are NOT reasons I am considering BYU: 1. Because I hate gay people. 2. Because I want to become a Mormon. 3. Because I want to become a Mormon so that I can more effectively hate gay people. And, dude, Cape Girardeau isn’t THAT bad of a place. I’d say it’s marginally better than Springfield. |
To which he replied:
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1. BYU is in Provo, the second most dangerous city in America. 2. I can teach you how to more effictively hate gay people right here in Memphis...for free! 3. Cape-G sucks, despite its proximity to Jasper's. The end. 4. Listing one's arguments number-by-number is an efficient and effective method at expressing one's point of view. 5. It is commonly known that Mormons hate the St. Louis Cardinals. I love you. |
He is such a darn liar! The second most dangerous city in America is DETROIT, not Provo. Interestingly, St. Louis was #1 on that list. Coincedence that they were both World Series 2006 teams? Probably.
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I refuse to acknowledge said excel charts based on supposed "scientific studies."
You'll eat your words the day someone burgles you on the mean streets of Provo.
Posted by Matt | November 13, 2006 7:25 PM
Posted on November 13, 2006 19:25