we're your typical teenybopperz
we've got ringz and clubz and cliquez
we never change our content
but our layoutz dont last weekz
we dont leave our computerz
we have no livez outside the net
it takes two minutez to read our pagez
and two secondz to forget.

we write in size one text
and people get stuck in our framez
and we criticise domainz
if they don't have 'z's in their namez
we all say we worship hanson
because hanson r da best!
then we scan in all our scarz
as it's so KEWL to be depressed!

we dont use punctuation
an we dont no how ta spel
and if anyone should bash us
then its "f**k you go to h**l"
but our only interestz bashing
on our brilliant ubbz
and we suck up to domain ownerz
asking "will u host me? pleez?"