The domain name was reserved on November 8th, 1999. The name is what I called caterpillars when I was 4. Was up and running on December 28th 1999, but DNS wouldn't work solidly for about a week later. The owner is me, Webmistress Princess Becky. The reason is because I wanted it and I'm a good kid so my parents bought it for me. The current layout is Number Four - Sneer. You will need, in order to see this site: lots of fonts, Javascript, frames, an open mind, and probably some more stuff.

1. Why did you make this site? I don't know. Something to do. 2. Who is this layout based on? I can't tell. As for right now, v4.0, it's Christy Turlington. 3. Um, what are the colors used mostly? Uh.. I don't know. FFC629 and FFFFFF and FF0000 and F74200. I think? 4. Can I steal stuff just to be mean? Go on ahead. May your soul haunt you. 5. What font is this? It rocks! It's News Gothic MT, the best font.

Thanks to all my wonderful fans, my parents, my brother, friends, my dog, my cats, the fish, and some other special people. God, too. Thanks. All the programmers and internet nerds that were made fun of as kids that made calapitter.net possible. Thanks.

Just a layout that I felt like doing. I don't know. It's purple and really cool. Hey! It's got a 50s fashion pattern on it and window patterns, too. Plus it's cute! A story I found on the internet that I cleaned up and made some graphics for. It's nothing too impressive.. So don't get your little hopes up. It's not fantastic. A little experiment with image flip Javascript codes. I was just playing around with dual image flips, but.. yeah. Had to make it one, and succeeded. Yay for me! Some jokes. I don't have a lot to say about this, except that.. they're funny? Yeah. I guess. A two-version layout I did for fun and experience in those popup menu things. One version is non-pop and one has a popup. Both are cool, but I recommend non-pop. For my site that is usually here, I designed this layout. Since I am so lazy, I just uploaded it to calapitter, and linked to here from there. This one isn't a single site. It's a directory, where I put my past layouts. Some of them are broken because I deleted the images I used on those sites.

Take anything you want. Code, graphics, writing. But I hope it settles down in your soul like a lump of dried worms (the kind you find in the street after a rain) or a chunk of stinking coal from the dark underbelly of the earth. I hope it makes you rot from the lack of self respect or gratitude toward others you have. I hope your very core diminishes from the knowledge that you have done something wrong and I hope it destroys you. So, feel free to take anything you want. Have a nice day! (Don't cry. Don't copy.)