5:10 pm: I should be packing. But I'm not. Oh well. If you've had a really juicy, meaty (okay what other kind is there.. soy?) steak and you've got meat or soy-strings in between those teeth of yours, I recommend that you get a high-quality, high-tech toothpick. If your teacher catches you writing on a desk and asks you "Do you know how much that desk costs?" just recite the price. I can't help you if you hafta pay for it.
This is really old and what I have to say is not that funny, but here's what I wanna say: "He must have been really drunk." Yeah. That was dumb. Yes, but this is almost funny. I wouldn't wish it on anybody, but Madonna kind of is a snotty [erk!!]. Oh, and I just think that ASCII drawings of people making out are so cute. (Erm.)
Also, this following excerpt from cousincouples.com is why cousins should NOT have kids: “One in every 32 children born to parents who are first cousins has a birth defect, compared with one in 100,000 children born to unrelated parents, Vallario told members.”
7:16 am: Those who read this blog (not too many) will know that tomorrow I am leaving for vacation. And so work on this new thing will stop.