8:45 am: I just ate/drank a bowl of soggy Rick Krispie Treats cereal and configured my microphone into working again. Yippee. My body has nourishment, my computer has audio. (I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and dog-gone-it, people like me!)

7:40 am: I'm a blogging maniac today. I just sneezed all over my hands. Ew. It's very worrisome that people may be experiencing more pain. Oh goodness. And everyone should know by now that Kelsey Grammer can only do Frasier.

7:36 am: How this for a headline. I didn't know super-brainy was a word. When I was younger, we saw some rabbit poop and my dad told me the story of when he and his father saw rabbit poop. My grandpa told my dad they were "smart pills." If you swallow em, you get smarter. I dunno if my dad fell for it or not, but I sure didn't.

7:32 am: Woo.. An hour's separation of blogs. Cool-i-o. "This is crazy. It's no way to celebrate." You know what I hate? I hate that in the Yahoo news, they do not know how to use their quotes key. Argh! Maybe they're on Macs, but even on the P.C. it's not that hard. It's not ''blah blah blah." It's "Blah blah blah." Retard heads. Use the same key. For more help, holler.

6:32 am: Tonight I go to ballgame land... YAY! I'm going to make a sign. We're playing the Giants, so it might say, "The Giants aren't so big, LET'S GO CARDS!" Wooo hoo. Hear my creativeness (sorry, mind not functioning) coming out? I thought so.