[all the small things]
Becky: Do you like orange juice with pulp or without?
Joey: Without..
Becky: You rock, I love you.
Joey: You love me?
Becky: You know I do.

[risque! oh giiirl..]
Kris: I went on my 5th date w/ Ryan. We went to see.. You'll NEVER guess. :)
Becky: Legally Blonde? Atlantis?
Kris: I'd SO get murdered by my mom if she found out. :) *It's a massacre*
Becky: Just tell me..
Kris: Kiss of the Dragon. :)
Becky: Why would she kill you?
Kris: Because it's rated R.
Becky: It's about karate and krap, big deal.
Kris: Yeah, but I'm NOT 17, we snuck me in.
Becky: You could pass for 17.
Becky: Not really.. Pass for 13.

[in plot terms]
Joey: Well, I told you of my newest love interest, right? Well, I met her mother, and got along with her very well.. so she invited me to go down to Lost Valley Lake Resort with the family.. my parents thought she was crazy, cuz they never see my polite side.. but they let me go.
Becky: You went to a resort with a girl.. Oh.. My little Joey is growing up!

[i'm just kidding!]
Becky: I'll tell you more about it some other time.. I must get some beauty rest.. Beauty hibernation, if you will.
Joey: Yea.. you NEED beauty rest..
Becky: Screw you, Prince Charming.

[distracting, really]
Joey: I watched this thing on Entertainment Tonight or somethin about these news ladies who take their clothes off..
Joey: That'd be gross..
Becky: In Thailand or where?
Becky: It'd only be gross if you didn't like naked news ladies.

[shake yer booty]
Joey: Except for when I shook it with Laura... i wasn't in the right mind...
Becky: You were in the Mormon Love Trance. You couldn't help yourself.
Joey: That sounds sick..
Becky: It was sick to watch. No offense of course.
Joey: I understand...
Becky: Good to hear that you are out of her grasp now! *distant evil Mormon laugh*

[we're immature]
Becky: Does the thought of midgets and monkeys make you laugh? (A) Yes, (B) No.
Becky: A.
Kris: A.
Becky: YEAH!! lol