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[6:44 pm] My connection to the Internet is down so.. that means big-time blogging. I guess. I don't really know what that means. I guess I could watch Comedy Central. But that would mean listening to Ben Stein's ANNOYING monotone voice. Win Ben Stein's Money -- whoever thought of that show should be shot. The man is.. irritating beyond words. Umm.. I'm thinking about redesigning my blog layout. Perhaps I should play some solitaire and listen to No Doubt and forget about stupid layouts and krapp. (Side note: I want to read more of Riothero.) I'm interested in that stud guy.
[4:30 pm] Hehe. Boogers. I'm immature.
[3:57 pm] I kind of wish I could take a few days off from the computer. Maybe I will. It's too bad I love this computer SO much. I also like the feel of my sharp canine teeth, but I don't bite myself frequently. (Good analogy. I'm SUCH a dork.)
[2:51 pm] Man. I didn't blog any today. WOW. Anyway. I did inherit an old grey sweatshirt and a tan sweater. I love them. They're big and huge and cozy. I wish I had some sense of fashion. I am working on the new <secret> pink and black </secret> layout for calapitter. I took some pretty kick[butt] pictures this morning on the digicam.

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[4:11 pm] A-ha! Prince's legacy. What, is it leaking? Make the family proud.
[4:06 pm] At first glance, Britney appears to not be wearing makeup, due to the bags under her eyes and the wrinkles appearing at the corners of her mouth. BUT, she is wearing makeup. Um, no. The leaves and pre-Monica Hillary hair ruin it, besides the dress I mean. Better, but not.. exactly.
[2:50 pm] 49%! Yuck.
[2:41 pm] I'm trying to redesign calapitter and for some reason, my brain and fingers are not working together today. Just wanted to let you know. Cards play at 9:05 tonight.
[8:38 am] I admire this guy for writing long [texty goodness] stuff. I'd like to do that too, but I don't know how much I have to say. It might end up that I just waste webspace and people's time.
[8:33 am] Cards won against the D'backs yesterday! 3-1, and Ricky (mah boyyy) pitches today. I'm tired of blogging what other people blog, but this is just not funny.

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[3:51 pm] Cards are beating the Diamond-backs! They've done that like once! It's only the bottom of the 3rd, but you understand my happiness and hope. I'd like to recommend the Left Behind book series. Even if you don't like Christian fiction, it's action packed and has political stuff too!
[12:20 pm] You know what I love? I love the fact that my digi-camera's batteries are running out of juice and the stupid camera doesn't like getting juice from a plug-in thing. Batteries only. Stupid camera. My dad can't even fix it.
[12:12 pm] Make a wish, it's 12:12 and it's a magic number. When to breed cows. How clever to name your horse that!
[12:01 pm] My mom made up these summer rules so I don't hang around at the computer my whole summer. Not that I would, I have a little life. Rules: Wake up by 8:30 am. (Not a problem.) I have to get outside each day. (Today I have to go grocery shopping with them, so that's my outside.) Take a three-hour break, either from 9:00 to 12:00 or 1:00 to 4:00. (I took the 9:00 to 12:00 break.) Practice your trumpet 20 minutes everyday Monday through Friday. (10:54 - 11:14.) Bed by 9:30 pm, lights out by 9:59 pm. There are more, but I forget.
[7:53 am] I'm really gettin' good at this sleeping in thing. Ha! Depressed people.. Well. I'm not depressed. But I don't sleep late. I'd like to.

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[6:58 pm] Like my shirt? Yes, I'm wearing it, but I pulled it forward so.. details weren't showing and so that you could see it. Observe my computer friends, too. Here, they love you already!
[5:33 pm] Uh, try and decipher this yourself. It's weird, but also a bit funny.
[7:38 am] I love summer, but I hate all this busy-ness! On Friday I was supposed to clean the bathroom so that my parents could use it on Saturday without being disgusted. Saturday, we painted their bathroom. I did the walls, well. I guess it's diagram time. The walls are about 8 or 9 feet tall, so I could almost reach the top by stretching. I got paint on my toes, knees, hands, shoulder, chest -- just everywhere. But it's all gone now. I washed it off. (This might be my long blog because I am going to church today and then a ballgame.)

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[8:36 pm] Guess who bought tickets for the baseball game on June 20? (Me.) With mom's permission, I rule.
[8:25 pm] I couldn't blog today, because I was doing other stuff. Sorry.
[1:06 pm] This morning I painted the wall behind a toilet white. UGH!
[8:32 am] Somehow I just managed to delete my blogs for today. So start anew. No problemo, bud.

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[8:26 pm] I got some pictures of my dog, because my dad is lending me (or giving me? Probably lending me) his camera. A and yes, my dog has ears, B.
[8:20 pm] Who woulda thought there would have been a website? So cute. And kids books you will not see.
[3:38 pm] I JUST now got dressed about 10 minutes ago. Two links: babies smell and I am 61.8181% insane. Eeee!
[9:48 am] Yay! I have a good crop of links for you now. This has a bad background but is funny. You've probably already seen it. And I was searching for "wolf in sheep clothing -jerry -falwell -lyrics -explicit" on Yahoo and I got this. If ya like to cheat. In the process of trying to figure out what happened when you pop your knuckles, I found what happens while snapping your fingers. Some black hole stuff.
[8:30 am] Hmmm.. You almost can't tell! If you have a hog's head hanging around, go here.
[8:15 am] We're having a pretty wicked thunderstorm here, and I swear the lightning that just struck was only about 100 feet away, the way it crashed 1 second after. Man.

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[6:42 pm] Will invited me to go to Student Venture tonight, but I don't think I will. I'm still emotionally whipped or something. Look at this! You can learn how to lie. I don't know why. And you thought YOUR hair was bad. MWAHAHA.
[4:46 pm] Look at my hands. Just look at them. Shambles and messes and they look plain bad. I wish they didn't. Maybe I'll go see a movie later. I have to pee anyway. Um, end?
[3:14 pm] Weee! We swept em. And it was Steve's birthday. I'm listening to my new NO DOUBT cd. I also got an REM cd. Automatic for the People. Yes, it's old, but I like it. It is a little whiny though.
[12:46 pm] I hope we win this last ballgame... We could sweep em. And if we win, Cincinnati might lose and we'll have a good hold onto 1st place in the National League.
[11:01 am] Today is going so fast! I guess it's because I woke up semi-late. 7:50 is late to me. Ha. Today is Steve's birthday. He's going to the baseball game. Okay! I sent him a happy birthday email. Good for me.
[9:06 am] I like my dog so much because he smiles because he has no idea what's going on. And he's so cute when he does it.
[8:51 am] Aaahh, we won last night! Cards kicked some butt, 5-1. I saw Ray Lankford and Mark McGwire (spelled wrong??) hit a homerun each. I LIVE in St Louis and I don't know how to spell Marky's last name. I'm estúpida.

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[5:04 pm] Wooooooo! That was fun. We (Will and I) had McDonalds for lunch and then I bought him a cookie. Shortly after the cookie, we went into Zales and were looking at the diamonds and about 3 or 4 times salespeople came up to us and asked if we wanted to try something on. We were over by the wedding ring section, and we were pointing out the most expensive ones. I kept giggling when they asked us and Will just smiled.
[12:15 pm] I found a couple sites this morning that I thought I'd share with you. A, B, C. I kinda cheated on these, I was just surfing the blogs and found em. I don't know. It seems dishonest. Don't think bad of me, though. I hurt no one!
[12:01 pm] A very small blog list today. I'm going to the mall with Will in a while. And after that, when I get home, I'll prolly take a quick shower and go with my family and Ashley to the baseball game to watch the Cards kick some Marlin butt!
[8:29 am] I'm starting the "EXPAND YOUR VOCABULARY" thing at the bottom right side of the screen. All the words have their definitions in popups. Just so you know. Maybe no one reads this. Probably not, and I'm doing it for no one. My thumb itches.

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[6:05 pm] My whole foot, not excluding my toes and even ANKLE, is asleep. I wish there was like a pill or something that would make it go away. Or even an injection. I'm not afraid of needles. I could do it. My foots HURTS!
[4:43 pm] Conversations --
Ashley: [rambling about something stupid loudly.]
Becky: Loud enough?
A: The whole world needs to know about my [whatever she was talking about..] and my [I wasn't listening] and my [still not listening!]
B: The whole world needs to know about my wedgie.
A: Witch ...? (She didn't hear me or was pretending not to.]
B: Wedgie.
A: Wedgie ...? (She didn't get it, because of not hearing my previous comment.)
B: WEDGIE! (with enthusiasm)
[About a little dog we were passing.]
B: It's still barking at us. (It wasn't, but I went crazy and thought its mouth was moving, but it wasn't.)
A: I can't hear it.
B: It's looking at us anyway.
A: I can't even see it.
[4:25 pm] I know a lot of you won't care, but Gurlpages has a relayout. It's part of my webhistory, so it's important to me. And my dog is sick. He barfed all over the floor 3 times in the last 10 minutes.
[3:56 pm] Went to eat lunch at noon and Amanda called and we called Ashley. Ashley and I went on a walk. I learned that she had never heard of Mr Ed or Jason and the Argonauts. I don't know much about either, but I've heard of both of them. And she says bathtub like baff-tub. Heehee.
[9:59 am] I have the hiccups. I always get the hiccups after eating (just finished breakfast.) How I love summer. Does not feel like summer outside though. Oh well. It's only May. A quote: "All I ask is a change to prove that money can't make me happy."
[8:42 am] The word "echolocate" reminds me of chocolate and then I remember that I need to eat food. I'll finish this blog. Be a peeping tom. Also, expanding your vocabulary is a fun and exciting way to spend your days. I have this book, some spam poems are up. I think it's so funny when Fashion UK is abbreviated, or Fashion Company UK is even better, although more confusing.
[7:49 am] Do you think they might be taken more seriously if only every OTHER sentence ended in an exclamation point? Or if the Enquirer logo wasn't slapped all over the entire page?
[7:08 am] I am C-P30. Yay! On a stupider note, Who really cares? Gay people are good people, and it's not like they have a disease, so don't try and "cure" it. I understand that they're Christian scientists, but I don't agree with their thing.
[7:01 am] I don't know. But I really found this freaky and weird. Let dead dogs (and other pets, etc.) lie!
[6:52 am] Why am I up so early, you ask? Good question. I had my hair in braids last night and it really disturbs my sleep to have those things just bouncing around and scratching my face, so I pulled them back into a ponytail, but that didn't help a lot. So whatever.

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[8:11 pm] My dad likes my layout, even if you don't. So don't whine. My dad is awesome and he knows what he's talking about.
[6:33 pm] You know you've been computering too much when a bird chirps outside and he (my brother) asks, "Is that Creatures?" Ha! I ask him if he remembers the outside world. Owt-Zide Werld? What's that?
[6:00 pm] I guess I just don't get it. Fake? Real? I don't know. It's raining now. BIG FAT drops. Okay.
[5:37 pm] I know that the guy was probably very horrible and hateful and just a real [fill in the blank with a word that starts with B] but this also makes me want to cry. Sometimes I can't stand this world we live in. Why wouldn't someone want to live? I don't know. I sound like I am sticking up for the guy, but I'm not. It just shocks and offends me that he would want to DIE! I shouldn't expect otherwords. Perhaps he has a conscience. I doubt it, or why would he kill those people? Jerk.
[5:11 pm] Isn't it nice and #2 and #3 are ones that are scratched up, among others. RAWR!!!!
[5:01 pm] I really like my 3 doors down CD. I especially like #2 (Loser) and #3 (Duck and Run.) Kryptonite is good too.
[4:42 pm] Just thought I'd add something. My name is Becky. And when my second-cousin Bradley (2- or 3-y/o at the time) came over in '97 or '98, he couldn't pronounce "Becky" correctly. So he called me "Bocky," which slowly transformed into "Boggy", and then when Brad left, my brother adopted the nickname. He changed it to "Bogger". Blogger without the L. He still calls me that.
[3:49 pm] Okay, now my desk is clean, but it also feels bare. Stop whining. I made a list of krapp in my little tin cup thing on my desk. Do you want to read it? Can ya tell I'm bored? There's a purple martin bird with its nest outside my front door. She's got 4 eggs in her nest and her hubby-bird stays right by her side. And when I leave the house, she swoops down and almost attacks my head. I'll need psychiatric help by the time her hatching is over with.
[3:19 pm] I'm gonna clean my desk. It's littered with socks and stray feathers and sheets of printing paper with scribbled writing on them, and my CDs are just a mess. I'm a clean freak. What can I say?
[1:21 pm] My dog is sleeping. (You'll see this "blog" a lot this summer. He sleeps a lot, my little Boston terrier.) Oh and look at this. A delicious one at that. Got that one off of boylog.com. I really like that layout at that place. My foot is asleep. It does that a lot lately.
[12:22 pm] Calapitter's uploading thing is not cooperating or my HTML on the page is screwed up. It's ticking me off. I'm going to give internet a break and go eat lunch.
[11:40 am] My first blog. It's not really even a blog, because I'm not using Blogger, because I don't use an FTP thing. So I can't use Blogger. I would if I could. But I shouldn't explain this to you.

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